The Whole Damn Family is Villainous 1

The Whole Damn Family is Villainous 1

Chapter

We were a family of villains, the kind that exists only to do evil, racking up a body count to make the heroes shine all the brighter

In the end, our prewritten fate was to be left for dead on the streets, objects of public scorn

My father was the corrupt Lord Treasurer, having siphoned off half the kingdom’s treasury. The King had been eyeing his head for a long time. My mother, a ruthless woman from a lesser noble house, had clawed her way into her marriage over a few dead bodies. My brother, the High General, was the capital’s most infamous rake, a bloodthirsty tyrant who held the city’s garrison in his iron fist

And then there was me. Freshly reincarnated into this world, a useless girl with no skills to speak of, except for the voice screaming inside my head: [Dad! Mom! Damian! If we don’t get our act together, the heroes are going to crush us! I’m doomed!

The moment I arrived in this world, I knew. I had been reborn into a family of archetypal villains, the dark mirror to the story’s heroic protagonist

The first twenty years of my life were a whirlwind of silk and gold; the next twenty were slated to end in a variety of uniquely gruesome ways for 

each of us

had just come of age when the royal decree arrived: a dual marriage proposal. My father, Lord Valerius, was a man of immense power, his hands on the economic pulse of the entire kingdom. The other bridetobe was Lady Trista, daughter of the Lord Justiciar. A respectable family, they 

called thema kinder way of saying they were broke

Though Trista’s station was modest, she was hailed as the most brilliant literary mind in the capital city of Aethelgard. Her reputation far outshone 

mine, which is how we both ended up in this mess. The King, in a show of feigned respect for my father, offered me the first choice: the Crown 

Prince or the Lord Marshal

My father leaned close, his voice a conspiratorial whisper. Choose whoever you like, my darling girl.” 

But I fell silent, my mind racing. [The Prince and the Lord Marshal are both obsessed with Trista. If I marry the Prince, he’ll despise me but fear my 

father. Publicly, he’ll be courteous. Privately, in the palace, I’ll be treated worse than a servant. He’ll take Trista as his favored mistress anyway, and 

when the time is right, he’ll probably have me disposed ofwalled up in some forgotten tower to make way for his true love.

[If! choose the Lord Marshal, I’ll be a lonely wife in a cold castle. He’ll immediately request a post on the furthest border of the kingdom. A few 

years later, he’ll return with a woman who looks suspiciously like Trista and demand I raise her son as my own. And all the while, he’ll be acting as 

Trista’s devoted, lovesick puppy, lavishing her with gifts bought with my family’s money.

[Either choice is a death sentence. I’m utterly screwed.

 

The Whole Damn Family is Villainous

The Whole Damn Family is Villainous

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